Anyplace, but now. Anytime, but here.
why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior
because nudes are real
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what is a psychic midget who escaped from prison
a small medium at large
laugh at me
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CLICKING ON PICTURES ON YOUR DASH AND THEY DONT GET BIGGER
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
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lower-income people tend to be “hoarders” and richer people are able to do more “minimalist” living spaces. if u don’t have much, you will hold onto any little thing that comes across your way. you got a new tv, but you still keep the old tv because you know things can break. you keep…
m4ge:
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this shit
trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry because this shit makes me homicidal
spanish more like spanish because idk wtf is going on
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me on my way to steal your girl
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS BECAUSE HE LITERALLY DID STEAL THE GUY’S GIRL
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the best feeling is when you make a joke and people just respond with your name
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